Ok, so this blog was REALLY suppose to be about fat people, and what they do to piss me off. After talking with my mom, and realizing how harsh it was really about to be, I decided to alter the idea. I'm goin in...
Ok, so have you noticed that FAT people walk slow?? Now this especially happens when you are RIGHT BEHIND them, and there is nothing worst then being stuck behind a slow fat person. Like they need to pick one, either be fat and walk FAST, or slim your ass down and walk slow. Slim people are easy to walk around. NO COURTESY at all, you feel me?
I finally got fed up when me and my mom took a trip to Walmart. As you can see 3 of the above pics were taken at Walmart (discreetly) LMFAO. Now, I can go ON and ON about fat people, BUUUT, I will spare them for sake of staying on subject.
Now, people who drive slow on the mutha Fuckin freeway..OHH SHiiT YO. People have no respect or proper driving educate these days. Like my mom would say..."THAT'S HOW PEOPLE GET SHOT" and sad thing, in Calii niggas really do get shot!!!
I'm Getting mad just talking about it now.
Last but not least, MY SISTER TASHINA!!! This is the slowest nigga I know, physically, She's pretty fast mentally. This nigga takes forever in every task she does. i believe she does this so that its good QUALITY, but good quality does always take forever(literally) lolol. She's almost like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
In conclusion, we live in a fast world, people have places to be, and have things to do YO! So be courteous and speed things up.
Life is too short to move slow....LETS GET IT.
This shit is precisely what I hate about living in the south. Everything is so fucking slow man! That's why I miss home so much. Everything is so fast paced, and people act like they have somewhere to be...because they do!
ReplyDeleteI hella feel you on the driving too. I fucking HATE THAT SHIT. Especially when you pass someone because they're going so slow, and then they pass you just to get right back in front of you! This is exactly why I have road rage. Assholes. LOL.
This shit was HILARIOUS. I should not be laughing this hard at 6:37am mannnnnn!
Oh my motha f*ckin goshhh Alfred!!!
ReplyDeleteYou had my ass laughing so damn hard!!!
I was laughing hysterically the ENTIRE time I was reading this.
I almost couldn't breath.
Anyways I'm mad that you "discreetly" took random pix of
overweight people at walmart AND put a damn pic of your
cousin?!!!! WTF you are by far the most ruthless person I know.
Buuuut, I know exactly how you feel, I have the worst road rage
in the effing world.
lol I was almost tempted to dedicate a bulletin post on MYSPACE for you...just so I could let everyone know how hiF*CKINlarious you are.