Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I'm in Love With a STRIPPER..??


WOOOOW

Just had thee dopest weekend I have had while being in Texas!

Ummm went to "Peeping Tom's".....

Wait let me tell you the whole story though. A group of friends and I went to Dallas last Sunday on a mission to turn 21, and we did....successfully! haaahaaaa. Later we met up with some good ol' flight members from good ol' B.M.T. So we all decide to go to dinner, WOMEN were invited, drinks were drank, and we all had a nice chill time!!!

NOW AFTER this event we grasp for something to do in the big city of Dallas. STRIP CLUB..?? FREAKIN AWESOME!!! lol soo we ventured out into the wild dark yonder! So when we first get there its pretty cool everyone is looking aroung kinda vibing ya know, then my friends says, "I heard if you don't tip girls out here(Dallas) then the bouncers beat your ass" lmaooo, now that's funny cause I kinda believed him, SOOOOO I started tipping! bomb chicks too, later on in the night I end up "conversing" with a mighty attractive stripper. we talked and talked and she kinda got in trouble for talking to me so much instead of "getting that money" so we go to the back and she gives me the most intimate dance ever experienced in life. So after that we developed a kinda bond for the night (FOR FREE) she sat down on my lap and just as I was about to ask for her number SHEEE asked me if we could exchange...WTF HELL yahhh...(Martin Luther King J.r. VOICE) = "IIII HAD A DREAM...TOOOOO TAKE DOOWWWWN A STRIPPER...ya digg) lol

SOOOO LIVE YUUR LiiiFE..AYEEE

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